LUMBEE REMEDIES: Hog Foot Oil (When ye years iz aching)

Gitchee uh fresh kilt hog foot. Burl until ye see duh fat float'n on top uh duh warduh. Put in kelvinator ova night. Duh next day skim duh fat off'n duh top. Heat up until it melts den pour in uh little bottle. When ye years iz uh hurt'n, warm it up duh melt it and put 2 drops in ye years den plug 'em wid cotton balls. Be sure duh coal caint git in 'em!