The night before Lumbee Homecoming

It'uz duh night before Homecoming, when all through muh trailuh;
No'n wuz up, cept duh rats and duh roaches.
Dat Uhman Uhmine had uh ole pair uh panty hose on her head,
Cause she wanted duh look good fur duh Lumbee Parade.
Duh young'ns wuz packed four to uh bed;
While visions of funnel cakes danced in dur heads;
And mamma in her bloomers, and I in muh drawers;
Had just heisted duh winduh and prayed for uh breeze

LUMBEE REMEDIES: Hog Foot Oil (When ye years iz aching)

Gitchee uh fresh kilt hog foot. Burl until ye see duh fat float'n on top uh duh warduh. Put in kelvinator ova night. Duh next day skim duh fat off'n duh top. Heat up until it melts den pour in uh little bottle. When ye years iz uh hurt'n, warm it up duh melt it and put 2 drops in ye years den plug 'em wid cotton balls. Be sure duh coal caint git in 'em!