LUMBEE HOMECOMING 10 COMMANDMENTS

1. Thou shalt not block my view of duh parade wid your fat butt.
2. Thou shalt not assume thyself an idol that I should worship.
3. Thou shalt not use the Lord's name in vain when ye realize those high heels weren't intended for those who are 300 on duh hoof.
4. Thou shalt remember to keep dis Lumbee Sabbath holy by pulling up yore blame pants.
5. Thou shalt honor thy LUMBEE ELDERS!
6. Thou shalt not enrage anudder LUM to duh point dat dey wannuh kill'ye!
7. Thou shalt not be uh look'n fur summ'n duh git took up wid.
8. Thou shalt not overcharge for a half-cooked collard sammitch.
9. Thou shalt not spread a lie against everybody dat walks by! (Just dem dat deserve it!)
10. THOU SHALT NOT COVET MY TURKEY LEG, FUNNEL CAKE, AND RIBBON FRIES!