It'uz duh night before Homecoming, when all through muh trailuh;
No'n wuz up, cept duh rats and duh roaches.
Dat Uhman Uhmine had uh ole pair uh panty hose on her head,
Cause she wanted duh look good fur duh Lumbee Parade.
Duh young'ns wuz packed four to uh bed;
While visions of funnel cakes danced in dur heads;
And mamma in her bloomers, and I in muh drawers;
Had just heisted duh winduh and prayed for uh breeze
